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Chess Demotivational Poster


CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.


TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm, #242638
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Sh**gun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm, #240599
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm, #240388
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am, #240142
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




SPARTA -




CHESS - done right


TAGS: chess
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Axis

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:49 pm, #248034
Battle spork!
Axis - June 22, 2012, 1:59 pm, #236517
tell me something I dont know lol
noiretnopal - June 22, 2012, 2:53 am, #236501
Japanese people are just weird
Axis - June 20, 2012, 2:19 pm, #236433
lol
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:41 am, #236404
Make me your pawn


A NICE EVOLUTION OF A CLASSIC GAME -


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm, #223867
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of f$@#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am, #223360
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am, #223352
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm, #223334
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.


DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ucalien

premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am, #255576
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #124005
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #124004
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am, #124003
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #124001
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #124000
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #123999
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #123997
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #123996
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #123994
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123992
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123989
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am, #123987
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am, #123984
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #123979
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am, #123978
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am, #123973
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm, #123934
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm, #123928
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


EXPECTATIONS -




CHEATING -


TAGS: cheat chess mirror
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 6, 2012, 6:40 pm, #230766
xD
gas - March 6, 2012, 5:18 pm, #230750
LOL!
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:08 pm, #230749
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 6, 2012, 2:51 pm, #230734
Note to self: Do not play che55 with Sho. 8)


WISHFUL OLYMPIC EVENTS -


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am, #231268
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am, #231257
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm, #227195

fav'd caveman...real nice.


CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)


TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Makriev

Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am, #163608
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


TO ALEXANDRA KOSTENIUK -




PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips


TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by zaxx81

zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm, #231549
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm, #231521
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am, #231515
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school


CHESS - If you start making your own sound effects, it's probably not the game for you.


TAGS: chess game sound
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:10 am, #235240
I guess the next time someone does that at a chess tournament, it'll be OK for us all to do it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:04 am, #235227
What about, “Doomdy doomdy doom, doom, doom, doomdy doom, doom, doom, doomdy doomdy doom…” ?


LIFE IS A CHESS GAME -


TAGS: life chess
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - March 1, 2011, 5:47 pm, #213349

lolz....


TRADITION -




PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...




CHECK MATE -


TAGS: check mate chess calendar dad
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm, #225767
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


CHESS MATE -




DEATH -




TIS THE SEASON -




YOUR FACE WILL STAY THAT WAY - Angry Baby found out the hard way




SOME TIMES THERE ARE TOO MANY CHOICES -


TAGS: chesseburger challenge
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 11:37 pm, #196686
Your a poet and didn't know it...great job!
AdmiralAckbar - September 18, 2010, 9:34 pm, #194401
Just got hungry turning on the grill


ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Let the games begin..


TAGS: artificialintelligence chess
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

robotdylan - April 14, 2012, 6:10 am, #233247
Thank you..
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 1:22 pm, #233183
Ah, very nice RD, can be interpreted many ways and the text matches the title well I'll say. 5L


Man Without A Face -


TAGS: good evil chess past future
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 7:59 am, #253781
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 7:25 am, #253779

very nice


determination -


TAGS: chess garyo misspriss vitusg
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:48 pm, #255447
Actually, 25 times. Poor ol' basdard has selective memory...and yeah I'm trying really hard to forget the 1st time too! Obviously a 5L "hit the nail on the head" vote.
GaryO - June 24, 2014, 4:35 pm, #255434
Yeah, I was able to mate her when she finally quit puttin’ the squeeze to my pawn. 5L/fav


STALEMATE -


TAGS: chess advancement sacrifice worth cubicle
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - November 18, 2012, 5:47 am, #240688
The true Porche customer base... 5L Space


Tiger Attack -


TAGS: attack white tiger chess moo ha ha
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:37 pm, #253893
works for Monopoly too


I THOUGHT THERE WAS A DYNASTY TO BE REVEALED -




ENTHUSIASM -




BODY CONFIDENCE - Once you've got it You never lose it


TAGS: duchess alba bikini
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - August 29, 2012, 2:04 am, #238748
I think she has a problem with her sight... thus, she can't see herself in the mirror.
gas - August 28, 2012, 10:46 pm, #238746
LOL that's the last person I expected to see here


LIFE - We are all just pawns sitting around, dying, waitng for the queen to tell the king to tell the bishop to tell the knight to get in there and PWN


TAGS: chess life pwn fail
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:15 pm, #230687
Not to be a 5pelling nazi, but... *cough* ... 'waiting*
Zreiser - February 20, 2011, 8:59 pm, #212798
A 6-pun fake! I think it's a new record


IF YOU THROW LIKE THIS - a hat is the least of your worries




ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2 - The old fashion way didn't work so lets play chess to settle this problem




INSIGNIFICANCE -


TAGS: chess
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:11 am, #77285
Thanks LogicDude. To me it looked like the pawn was servicing the queen, then I read your remark and had to deal with issues that I thought were settled by now. Bastard.
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 5:54 pm, #45291
Thanks Man...*tear*...but that pic makes it look like the Queen is a tr*** with wood.
GoForthAndDie - December 18, 2008, 5:05 pm, #45282
If I recall my chess correctly, pawns can become something much greater. Maybe nothing with laser eyes, but still...
RONSART - December 18, 2008, 4:58 pm, #45280
My lil tribute to LD!....lol


REBELLION - Even if you take down the system, another will soon take its place.


TAGS: demotivational chess
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Nero

Rebellion - October 17, 2008, 2:54 pm, #28136
The greatest way to have someone bring about a change is to make them think it's their own idea.


CHESS - To win: don't play


TAGS: don t play chess win
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by victoryshinez

brianjayy - January 21, 2011, 11:13 am, #210455
...the Queens should be opposite each other, etc...


Dumb Knight Obstructs His King -


TAGS: chess knight pawn endgame ending
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Chemwong

mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 1:03 am, #261327
Where was the knight sitting? That was STUPID! black needs more coffee!! Even if the last move was white, he didn't see that coming? Good one, Chem! 5L!
Ashson - May 21, 2015, 8:48 pm, #261326
White to move and White will win. Black to move it will be a draw.


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